Hell of a Guy Goes XXX
04/07/2009
In this piece I will get graphic, stooping to the lowest of the low, and dropping “f-bombs” like rose petals at a summer wedding. If you are offended by bad language and especially the word “f-u-c-k,” now is the time for you to X out of this website. I am sorry and apologize for offending you, but….
The Nancy and I are sitting at the bar in one of our favorite Saturday afternoon venues, The Sweetwater Grille in Sterling, Virginia. This is a rectangular shaped bar and we are sitting in the middle of one of the long sides. Across the bar and near the front corner is a guy who obviously to me is a regular there, he is speaking to the bar tender. I hear him say something and I did not catch it all, but what I did hear is something on the order of “This fucking job.” Hmmm! I begin to let this meander through my medulla oblongata. “This fucking job” conjures up all kinds of thoughts and scenarios. What if there was a Fucking Job? Suppose someone was hired just to fuck? Think of it? What a great job!!!
The ad reads: “Man needed for a real fucking job. Are you a good fucker? No experience needed; however, successful applicant must furnish own working equipment and know the long and short of its operating potential. Shift work, odd hours. Will be on call 24/7, and be willing to learn the ins and outs of this fucking business from the ground floor up. If you think you can rise to the occasion, and be up for an interview, come see us and show us what you got.”
The material on this could be endless -
“Hi, I am Hell-of-a-Guy, and I doing the fucking job for you.”
“Honey, I am so tired of this fucking job.”
“If I have to do this fucking job one more day I am going to throw up.”
“I put in eight full hours at my fucking job today. I am fucked out.”
“I am so glad I don’t have to do this fucking job this weekend.”
“I made a lot of overtime on my fucking job this week.”
“I really fucked up today! This fucking job is killing me”
And this could by my favorite, “This economy has affected my fucking job. I just got ‘laid off’.”
And that is all I have to say about that…