Likes and Dislikes

04/16/2010

Like have you by any chance had like a conversation with like a teenager lately?  Like it is almost like a trip to like a different world.  I am not quite like sure where or like when it started or like how it began, but the little dudes and dudettes can’t like speak like a complete sentence like without inserting like fifteen or twenty like “likes” into like a paragraph.

I think if like Webster was to like eliminate the word “like” from like every dictionary our like youngest generation would like not be able to like construct a sentence. I am like a non-judgmental adult like most of the time when like it comes to like young people, but like who the hell like taught them how to like speak?

Perhaps educators should like create a curriculum with like a course wherein our like young people could learn to like remove the word “like” when speaking of things unless they like really like mean they like something, or maybe like use it like fifty or sixty times less in like a five or ten minute conversation with someone they like.

My grandchildren may like read this and think I am like older than white dog shit and just like don’t understand, and not like have a clue as to like what I am like trying to like convey.  That’s like okay with me.  You see, I like get it.

And that is like all I have to say about that…